Saints and Cheese or... How to frighten babies.

St. Dymphna is the patron saint of the mentally ill. (bar on 8th street between 1st and A)

St Drogo is the patron saint of unattractive people. "During a pilgrimage he was stricken with disease that caused gross deformities. The townsfolk were nice enough to offer him a small cell attached to the church where he wouldn't frighten babies anymore." ha!

here's the address for this site. Pretty darn funny, if you ask me.
http://www.cracked.com/article_16509_8-most-bizarre-patron-saints.html



just learned that weekday brunch is an uncommon phenomena.. interesting. I just kind of assumed that brunch was a "meal" like every other and dining establishments served food. but i guess it makes sense since most normal people work weekdays. Howevvveeeerrr, restaurants that are open during the daytime (before 6), have breakfasty/brunchy foods on the menu. They just don't have special cocktail-meal deals. It all makes sense now.

I feel like this is a lot for 3 containers of cheese
http://www.amazon.com/Kraft-Parmesan-16-Ounce-Plastic-Canister/dp/B001E55Z46

Catholic girl at a Passover Seder or... Wine is an alcoholic beverage.

Happy Passover!
I went to my second Passover seder in 2 days tonight. I learned that you should drink lots of water during passover because as much as this is an important holiday, the wine is an important part too...

I love it. I love the story, the history and the ceremony behind the holiday, but the glasses of wine are intense. Yeah, you can substitute grape juice but where's the fun in that?






It's going to be a beautiful weekend, folks! Happy Easter! more wine...

Cows and their milk or... Why sour cream is amazing

I made dip the other day. I licked the spoon of sour cream (because it's just so damn good) and thought to myself "Why do I love this stuff so much?". Then I looked at the calorie content, feeling thoroughly betrayed that it contains so much fat. Then, I thought "Where does it come from? How is it made?" Confused, concerned and intrigued, I turned to my best friend, the internet, to help me.

So, I found out that sour cream is made from milk. no shit. Bacteria is added to basically ferment the milk with the creation of lactic acid. It gives it the little kick. Sour cream has been used for centuries. In pre-refridgerator times, the soured part of the milk floated to the top. Save money, use all parts of the cow. Don't worry, pasteurization is still the law. No bad bacterias are allowed in your home.
this is really the type of shit that i think about and research on the interwebs..

others:
You got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em.
"The Gambler" by Kenny Rogers

ferme la bouche means "shut your mouth" in French.
callate la boca means "shut your mouth" in Spanish
shut up means "shut your mouth" in English

green vs. sustainable in a nutshell: green keeps peoples' health and well being in mind. sustainable reduces environmental impact. (agree?) No, this is me in a nutshell: Help! I'm in a nutshell! How did I get into this bloody great big nutshell?

"touch it" or... "on the day i got a new phone"

i went to the verizon store with no intention of getting a new phone. the girl was so nice and the phone was so pretty and the price was right, so goes history. it's the ENV touch. i never realized how fabulous this thing is until i was playing around with options while walking down the street, dodging cars and protecting my new baby.

things i learned whilst playing include: the camera has a macro setting (which i love, because little things look so good when bigger, and in focus) and the camera has a "facial makeover" setting (camera will automatically remove blemishes and enhance facial features). I have yet to test it out. it can categorize texts by time or contact name and you can put little widget buttons on the home screen for shortcuts to your favorite applications. awesome. i love. amazing.




on this same momentous day, i got the first installment of "buttonpalooza" in the mail. 940 buttons total. I thought i would be giddy with excitement for the buttons, but i was more tickled by the packaging...
from thailand. with an elephant on the stamp.




the front is even better since you can see the little anime postman with a mach 5 helmet on. i guess this means that the mail is fast...? really fast?

i could not find the name of this little dude, but i did learn how you write "mail carrier" in Thai:

คนส่งไปรษณีย์

could not find out how to pronounce it.

My first blog or... the fuzzy cons.

So, I always said I would never blog and it was kind of stupid. Who really cares what this person thinks? and so on. But, it so happens, that I caved. It's almost like blogging is like having an outlet to write a really long facebook status, with pictures. I don't know if that's better... But, I SWEAR that I will never tweet. at least i hope.

anyways, formalities out of the way........

I saw this lady today with fur on her feet. it was around the back of her converse sneakers. I couldn't tell if it was part of the hem of her pants, part of her sneakers or maybe socks that had rolled over the back of her shoes. maybe she was wearing fuzzy slippers under her sneakers? Once I saw her walk, I realized it was not attached to her pants and was part of her shoes.


So, here is what I learned. The shoes are half chucks, half horse hair shoes. Mihara Yasuhiro, a Japanese men's designer basically cut the shoes in half and sewed each separate shoe-half to the other. They were a part of his fall/winter 2008 collection. They lady's looked exactly the same, but the fur was white.